It wouldn't do so consciously, however, in most cases different characters have different styles of speech(or "register") ; A puerile character should have a puerile manner of speech just like an academic should have a wise manner of speech. I wonder if that has any effect on the scores, because not all characters speak the same.

I suppose it might end up "registering" characters (not only for speech but i think also for actions) and i suppose that certain writers had preferences for certain characters, if it could register i'm pretty sure it would have an effect.

1st: Cory Doctorow
2nd: Cory Doctorow
3rd: J.D. Salinger
4th: Cory Doctorow

Yeah, some characters are actually modeled upon the personality of the author. Such as "Joseph K" on Fanz Kafka's "The Trial", Franz Kafka is one of my favorite authors.

You know? curiously i have never read anything by Kafka. I should remedy that someday.

Well, maybe you should. I thought his fiction was quite witty and sophisticated.

I write like a retarded monkey having an existential crisis.

Retarded mankeys have no basic literacy skills, they can't write.

Chuck Palahniuk .

Chuck Palahniuk is definitely not a retarded monkey.

hahaha I didn't mean that. That was my result. But that is very funny

This, now, makes your writing awesome.

You should post some of it in the Writing fragments thread if you haven't yet!

(or somewhere in the Writing Board, also if you prefer it)

My writing's not that great actually. It may have been in the past, but it's been in gradual, yet steady decline for a while now Basically gone to shit I feel.
I used to write poems, but not anymore. I probably have them around somewhere, but I have an inkling that they are likely to be every so slightly cringeworthy.

Hmm, i don't want to be mean or anything by this, and i really do mean it: Honestly, i don't think writing skill can fecline or get worse, maybe get a bit "rusty" or at least seem like it, but i don't think it "declines".

Anyway, i think it would be nice to see them (i think a writer always consider his works to be cringeworthy ), but just take things at your rythm and preference .

Also, scarface, do you read some works of Chuck Palahniuk?

Nope, I haven't read any of his works. I watched fight club though (twice) and I liked it.

You really should read them, his works are very interesting and very idealistic/romanticistic in a way, aside from his unique style .

Enough retarded monkeys in front of typewriters for a long enough period of time and they'll write the Twilight saga. This doesn't disprove your point.

Are you insinuating that Stephenie Meyer is a retarded monkey?

Kurt Vonnegut.

Charles Dickens
now that's weird, I don't think he ever spoke engrish

Nah, I don't like showing anything that isn't completed or rough.

Now something else I submitted says David Foster Wallace... Does everyone get this dude?