What's the last thing that made you laugh?

The last thing that made me laugh: My niece told me "Grandmas will do anything for their little darlings . . . except kill themselves".

She always says weird, morbid stuff like that. . . . You can't help but wonder WTF goes on in her head.

dragging Malik's corpse around the Harvester headquarters chanting "This keeps getting worse, This keeps getting worse."

I had a dream literally as I was waking up this morning, where I was peeing in this bucket when Keith Lemon popped his head over a wall and asked me what I was doing, and I said I'm peeing in your piss bucket to which he replied, 'that's not my piss bucket that's my dogs drinking bowl'. I just remember hearing myself laugh, I think that's what actually woke me up, the sound of my own laughter. Thinking about it now it's not the least bit funny, it's just inane bullshit but the semi-asleep me found it hilarious.

It's probably just cause i'm high but that's fucking hilarious

My mother almost cut the tip of her finger off yesterday. Lucky, she cut where her nail was which probably stopped her from cutting all the way through. It's friggen' hideous, though. Half of her fingernail is gone, and there's a deep gash in it.

But I've been cracking jokes about it for two days.

Well my almost-3-years-old nephew sometimes makes a really harsh parody of me. He likes to sit at my computer (especially when it turned off) and when someone starts to speak to him, he starts to yell: "I can't right now! I'm busy here! Can't you see? I'm working!!!"

Data communications professor. In his syllabus. Lulz.

Apparently, someone was bored at work. Or was performing an evil ritual.

Péter les plombs.

Can be translated literally as "to fart lead" but means to flip out, lose it. Oh, French. You make me giggle.

I fond this quite funny. It could be because I didn't expect it.

^ that

Myself:


Because I can be rather slow at times, it's taken me about two months, but I finally figured out how to make my wireless connection actually work WIRELESSLY . All this time I've had to have an ethernet cable connected to my laptop in order to get it to work and was mad because I wondered why it was called "wireless" when I had even more wires than before . WELL, I finally realized that it was because my wifi has been OFF all this time . I never had the switch at the ON position, so obviously it didn't work . I just clicked it to ON and unplugged the ethernet and it works GREAT and WIRELESS for once!! LOLOLOL

I can be dense

That Yzak is listed under "ladies" when I searched for him on a figure site.



I think he'd probably resent that. XD

I bust a gut at the 'rock candy'. I know this should make me horrified but I find it adorable as hell.

Some of the stuff in a message I received on facebook.

"...while erecting death as a critical milepost in a person's legal life..."

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE REACHED MILE MARKER 30, DEATH. PLEASE PROCEED TO MARKER 31, WILLS AND ESTATES, IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.

Oh, Chief Justice Cooke, you slay me.

In a roleplay where I play a robot named ALICEL, we have come across some hilarious quotes, since he is pretty new to this whole 'living' thing.








I WISH I COULD EXPLAIN WHY THIS MAKES ME LAUGH.

The first scene in this video:



I don't know why, but I laugh every time.

When i checked the "The Person Below Me" Thread, when i was the last one to post the last time i went, and my TPBM was along the lines of "TPBM has kissed someone by surprise agaisnt their will" for some reason the browser skipped the post that replied mine, and i just saw MaskIdentity's post in answer to the other (I think "TPBM enjoys cooking") to which her reply was "Yeah!, it's one of my favorite hobbies"

Funny confusion.

hilarious overkill imo.