^ reminds me of this video.

Flicked onto a show where Ricky Tomlinson was talking with Ralph Little about an episode of Royle Family in which the editors spent a whole day photoshopping out one of Ricky's testicles from a scene. When they told Ricky he replied "which one was it, the big one or the little one?"

My humor is so low brow...

Really, THREE arsons?! No murders, though, which I find a little disappointing. I'm just honestly so proud that my college shows up on the majority of "most dangerous colleges in America" lists.

This was prompted, by the way, when I got yet another UPD campus advisory for another groping incident.

Go Bengals!

that's a rather odd thing to be proud of rezu. Honestly i would be a bit worried if i was you but i love your attitude towards these things.

Well, it's the most notable thing about my school. Why not be proud? Most of the incidents happen with people who live there, anyways. People who walk around at 3AM and wonder why they get mugged and raped. It's in a fucking terrible neighborhood, you should know better than to be walking alone after dark. I usually walk to my car the same time as everybody else, when classes are letting out, so I've never been particularly scared. You can also get a cop to walk you somewhere.

We used to have underground tunnels to make walking across campus less of a bitch in the winter, but they were closed down due to excessive rapes.

They should reopen the tunnels with more security. They could bring the excessive rapes down to a more reasonable number of rapes.

Surely the only 'reasonable' number of rapes is zero?

'twas the joke, my good man.

I can't believe how common it is for a person to be raped at a college. Figured colleges to be some of the safest places for a person to be.

But WTF is "non-forcible rape"? Wouldn't non-forcible rape just be sex with consent?

Although i know what you mean and you are right, i guess i just must say that things shouldn't be that way. But at any rate i'm glad you don't tend to run peril. (By the way, sorry to hear about the thing with the tunnels, seemed like a funny if quite WTF way of going through places, who's idea was the tunnels anyway? )







Oh, and the last thing that made me laught? Fucking this.

You know, this image made me think of Tyler Durden, but without all the macho stuff. I think the most appropiate character or the best one that comes to mind is Dream (eh, Sandman i mean) Or maybe Garrett (Thief franchise)

I think it's more like "Have sex with me!" "No" "Please!" "No" "Coooome on" "Okay"

While i was changing my avatar and "saying" goodbye to my shinji avatar, the music that itunes chose to play was the soundtrack "The Heady Feeling of Freedom" .

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

This blog is hilarious.

He died today btw.

I was reading an American slang dictionary online and came across this "Wow, that was really a bad movie." and they listed the meaning as "intense"

"Have you ever killed your parents?"
"No"
"Then SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Spoilered because not safe.

Just to clarify, the video i posted is not the one i was referencing, for some reason it linked to another video, anyway, this is the one i wanted to post originally:



"Well hello there mister Gundam, if i had my cereal and milk this morning i would have taken it easy on you... but THERE WAS NO MILK!"
"Oh, well. No offense dude bu- WAIT THAT VOICE, THAT VOICE FROM THAT TIME!"



Aconcit: Those are goddam funny .

Those were indeed a larf Aconcit.

I waited for this for a long time.

Dragon Ball Z Abridged Parody