reload after every shot

To jump over pits of fire, to bang the ground when in search of bananas, to never turn your back on ghosts, to jump over or run under dragons, to stay away from the ceiling, that it doesn't matter if you die because you can always start your life over,

& lots of other stuff from Nintendo & Super Nintendo.

Die, Quick Load, Die, Quick Load, Die, Quick Load, Die, Quick Load, Die, Quick Load, Die, Quick Load, Flawlessly beat impossible thing, Quick Load, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

never played halo, not really my style.
btw clips are used to hold cartridges together for quick loading, magazines are used to hold cartridges for feeding into the guns’ chamber
don't worry, I blame hollywood

Doors can be easily broken in two or three hits, if they are metal then they are indestructible.
Zombie mutations are limited.
Additional pylons must be constructed. Always.
You can walk away from a 200 foot roll over with no injuries.
The world is made out of 1m cubed blocks that can be broken and reused elsewhere as building and crafting materials.
Even if your weapon is not only a weapon, but also a mining tool, you still deal as much damage to monsters.

Traffic laws are nonexistent.

Any engine can fit into any car, regardless of size, shape or performance.

You can carry a u-haul amount of shit... where do you keep it all?... have you ever heard of enemas?

As long as you got enough to drink, every pain is bearable. Bandaids fix every wound.

no matter how bombed you get it's cool because twenty seconds later you'll be stone sober again.

It's fine to jam sharp rocks into your body, they give you power.

That little girl may or not be a hellish beast from another dimension that wants to use your semen to spread her race (Eroge count, right?)

A 100 pound Asian girl with martial arts skills can easily kick the shit out of a man 2-3 times her size.

If your body touches something, it is automatically picked up and placed inside your inventory. Even if you crawled backwards over it with your shins. Or you sat on it.

I can't use that yet...
I can't do that...
I can't.
I can't do that...
I'm out of mana!
Spell not ready.
I can't do that.
Uh.
Hnh.
Stop clicking on me.

When we were in school, we liked to play Sims. And my friend told me that one day her mother woke her up for school, and she quietly went to sleep again, when her mother came in and woke her again, she said: "But I did pressed the 'pause'!"
Like if we could really 'pause' the time.

You won't die due to radiation sickness as long as you carry enough rad-away with you.
You can ascent to a one-man nuclear power if you aquire enough mini nukes and a fat man.
You can repair you stuff, heal yourself and take chems while being in combat by accesing your Pip-Boy.

The food you find in trash cans, dumpsters, on the ground, and inside the corpses of enemies is always fresh and gives you beneficial qualities, often those of the creature who died to produce the meat.

To pick locks, you just need a screwdriver and a bobby pin.
You can wear the weirdest outfits and no one bothers you because of that. (for example the awesome Samurai Armor) ^^
You can survive an attack by an 30-feet tall green bastard even if he hits you with a hydrant.

(L), (M), (H), (S), super jump, (L), (L), (M), (M), Forward+(ATTACK)+(ATTACK), Diagonal-down-forward+(H), (L)+(M)+(H)+(A), (H), (S), super jump, up+(ATTACK)+(ATTACK) cancel into quarter-rotation-back+(ATTACK)+(ATTACK)

If you die, blame the host.

Any time you get an assist, it was a killsteal.

Magneto?

-you will most likely drown in ankle deep water
-if you go to a strangers house and break things nobody will react and you will get money
-if you see a half naked pale woman crying in a corner RUN!
-if you drive over a banana peel you'll spin of the road
-don't cheat on your girlfriend
-the princess is always in another castle
-the cake is a lie