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Gregory
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 Best and Worst Lovers Around the World  | | | | Quote: German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second placeGerman men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.7:00AM BST 29 Sep 2009A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly". English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third. Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians. The poll, carried out by global research site http://www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers. Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish. Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom. Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy. Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish). Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman. A spokesperson for http://www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.'' WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:1. Germany (too smelly) 2. England (too lazy) 3. Sweden (too quick) 4. Holland (too dominating) 5. America (too rough) 6. Greece (too lovey-dovey) 7. Wales (too selfish) 8. Scotland (too loud) 9. Turkey (too sweaty) 10. Russia (too hairy) WORLD'S BEST LOVERS1. Spain 2. Brazil 3. Italy 4. France 5. Ireland 6. South Africa 7. Australia 8. New Zealand 9. Denmark 10. Canada | | | | |
Thoughts? Feelings? Opinion? Your own rating of men around the world?
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always@home
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Spain in the first place? Maybe the author is Spanish.  I dislike (such) surveys. (And that has nothing to do with the fact that I'am german.)  (I give a shit if germans are bad lovers) Voluntary surveys are mainly done by people who are interested in this topic. And you can never tell who was voting. The coincidence change the results. If I go in a racistic neighborhood and then do a poll on whether people like foreigners. And extrapolating the results. Suddenly almost all peaople in the country are racists.  Statistics are almost always wrong. I'am a Pen & Paper player, I know how the dice may fall. BTW1: 15,000 are damn few for a "global" survey.  BTW2: All germans wear lederhosen 
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World I can't blame anyone for being too lazy, because I'm lazier 
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Gregory
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Well, this is from a UK paper, so it can't be too biased I'm just wondering how many of the women surveyed have slept with all kinds of men around the world. Guys, you do realize what this means now, right? The next time you're having sex, it's not just about you anymore, you're representing your nation in the bed. Make your country proud. Bang your women with gusto.
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PoisonFlowers
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Brings a whole new meaning to "close your eyes and think of England."
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always@home
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World >>The next time you're having sex, it's not just about you anymore, you're representing your nation in the bed.
>>The next time you're having sex
>>having sex
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Gregory
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World I didn't even know there was that saying. What does that even mean?
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Kollide
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World L0l, well it is of course amusing, but it's a load of bollocks really. The people who went around surveying people, they're hardly going to be able to get opinions from most of the population in whatever country. It's just amusing, likely biased/piss-take generalisations from who they managed to by chance question, as has been mentioned. And just because you happen to be German or whatever, doesn't mean you ethnically/culturally are going to be shit in bed . Obviously bullshit. It's a load of guff, but it was an amusing read anyway. 
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PoisonFlowers
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Basically grit your teeth and put up with sex when you aren't in the mood for it. That's why I found it ironic
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World too smelly? do germans typically fart during blows? i'd like to know what these questions are that these women were asked. is it about the total experience or just the sex? how is too loud a bad thing? i guess most importantly what makes an excellent lover to the women taking these polls? i'd like to see how men rate women. i bet england & the states won't do too much better in that poll either.
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RobbyBobson
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Well, a Scotsman orgasming at the top of his lungs can't be too pleasant. "Och aye! I've not felt that good since wee Archie Gemmill stuck it in the back of the net against them scally Dutch! McJimmy! Kilts! Haggis! Ayeeee!" ...Or something along those lines 
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Suedehead
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World I feel a bit sorry for what I subject Reanimator to now.
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RobbyBobson
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World To be fair, i did say Scots man. Though you might just do the same sans the Archie Gemmil bit Unless you saw it on Trainspotting and felt like adding it in for effect. Also, i guess we can say he's done more than get you drunk now
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Kollide
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Lmao !
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Nishi666
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World I'm sorry but I need a license to kill and a double 0 number for further investigation into the matter.
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World 5. America (too rough)too rough? not rough enough. also, there go my dreams of having sex with an older russian gentlemen in a gasmask. :C
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Speaking of which, I've yet to meet a lederhosen wearing German. Even when I was in Bavaria I didn't get the chance to encounter a German in lederhosen. Edit: I don't care if Russians are hairy! This is nothing you can't fix.
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Gregory
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Something about your man that's not satisfying you?  I like that image. Sexy Russians. If you don't mind hair, then it should be fine.
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Mask Identity
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World i've never fucked a Scot so i really wouldn't know, but then i've only heard the glasgow dialect on t.v. before and then it was unintelligible so it may not matter what the hell he would be yelling about for me.
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World <-- Irish(5th best)-Canadian(10th best) here. Willing to utilize my natural pleasuring abilities for a fair price.
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Gregory
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World so many man whores here at HC. I'd pay honey. Name your price
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SoullessHuman
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Me first! 
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Gregory
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Damn. You also live closer to him.
It's not fair. No one lives in BC >___<
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Jackal
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Re: Best and Worst Lovers Around the World Seems the participants in this poll have a very stereotyped view of the world. Of course Mediterraneans are considered most attractive while northern Europeans score low on the list. Russians are considered "too hairy" despite the fact that Italian or Spanish men are very hairy indeed. The poll is also Euro-centric because only Europe and areas of European colonization were even considered. I know... it's just a silly poll for fun.
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