Ja ich kann deutsch sprechen.
Je parle un peu français aussi.

TPBM did not shower in 3 days.

Dude I don't remember, probably.

TPBM sleeps more than 10 hours a day.

Nope. I only get like 6 at best....

TPBM likes to eat considerably with their hands as opposed to using kitchen utensils.

I don't.

TPBM would prefer to be a program, rather than a living being.

According to the disappearance of <vocaloid here> and multiple other things, no. No I would not.


Pretty much highlights why I would not want to be a program. There are a bunch of videos in fact that go into software vs human soul. If it is a software made to be human, then the software would easily be caught up in human emotions including the self-hatred of lack of humanity. It would know when it is logical to be illogical like a human, and what illogical leaps to make. It would also perpetuate its self-inflicted suffering like a human, probably based on the fact it is not actually human and therefore has no soul, so if it dies that's it. This usually scares humans, so it would be programmed to fear its eventual demise. I'd rather be a human, then.

TPBM thinks I went too far into this.

Not really, i though it was interesting.

TPBM would love (if given the chance) hanging and walking around a graveyard all night.

Are you kidding? If I could I would *live* in a graveyard.

TPBM is a fan of honey nut cheerios.

I used to, but then I got sick of them after eating them so much. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios are great though, as long as I'm not in mood where I mind getting my mouth cut by the crystals.

The person below me has beaten Solitair without bending the rules in option menus. (Like unlimited shuffling through the deck).

True.

TPBM plays Harvest Moon.

Used to, good game, it was nice and fun to pass the time. Just living.

TPBM enjoys singing and dancing kinda loudly (hopefully you try that the neighbors don't hear you) when he/she is alone at home, or just alone.

No, I don't anymore, but I would occasionally when I was younger.


TPBM has a huge collection of something.

I got 3k+ Vocaloid songs stored on my HDD's if this counts.

TPBM hates or at least dislikes sarcasm.

I don't hate sarcasm, but I don't pick up on it well, so it's a bit frustrating sometimes (unless its obvious).

TPBM has had alcohol today or last night.

The person above below me was trying to cross a bridge full of swans, so she hit one with a book to get that white beaked prick out the way.

On a side note, I enjoy sarcasm.

The person above me doesn't know how the game works.

The person below me does.

I does? I do and I do and I do and I do. I DO IT A LOT. I do you.

TPBM has eaten bogies.

yes, i have... oh common, who havent been 4

TPBM likes john lennon.

I respect him for being a brilliant song writer. As a person he seemed somewhat arrogant, the whole hippy, feminist stage he went through put me off him a bit. Basically before he met Yoko Ono, I liked him, after her, I disliked him.

TPBM uses the same password for everything.

I do, it's *********

TPBM owns more than 250 books (e-books, manga and comics don't count).

No i don't, it would be at least 10 tough (if E-books would count however, the count would have been way surpassed)



While i'm no Lennon Scholar i really don't know what you're talking about with the Feminist part and specially with the arrogant part. And just to comment, i don't mind Yoko, she seems like a nice (if somewhat high) lady.

TPBM has once slapped someone, and/or enjoyed it.

No, but I wouldn't mind slapping/choking a girl during sex (if she was into it).

TPBM can deadlift 300 lb or more.

Well he was a well known feminist. He went through a period as a stay-at-home father raising Sean(?), although, he was still bringing in all the money I assume, but still. And the arrogance, well maybe that's just a personal impression I got, the depiction of him in the film Nowhere Boy he was definitely a cocky little shit.

I'm also pretty sure Sean was the name of his son. Anyway, i confess the feminist part completely surprised me (not that i find it contrary to Lennon of course, but i didn't knew he was a Feminist) I haven't seen Nowhere boy, but on a Documentary on the story of 70's rock scene (the main interviewiee was the greatest photographer of the time, and a great friend of Lennon) In that documentary Lennon seemed like the nicest guy ever. Like Kaji or Kaworu .

no


TPBM doesn't get sugar kicks

What's a sugar kick?

TPBM may have noticed my disappearance.