If you pickled a turd I'd enjoy it.

TPBM has cut themselves intentionally.

Correct.

The person below me dislikes orange juice with pulp.

I love OJ w/ pulp.

TPBM enjoys the odd whiff of scent.

If it's mint I do.

TPBM hears their name in backmasked song lyrics.

Not true! I'm not that crazy...yet. (>.>)

TPBM refuses to believe that a tomato is a fruit.

I believe I believe.

The person below me is messy eater.

I'd say that's semi-accurate. I have no table manners.

The person below me wants to go to work in my place, but give me all of the money.

Fuck off.

The person below me enjoys the music of Cher.

Heard of Cher, never listened though.

TPBM likes flying on planes.

Flying on planes is exciting, but can get boring if the flight is too long.

TPBM fancies riding a dragon under Mars' red sky and swimming throughout the solar seas.

Only by definition; technically, its about as much as a fruit as beans are- in other words- not at all, hehe. The definition needs to be changed to allow for taste as well. Tomatoes have the distinct flavor of a veggie to me.

FONEternal: HELL YES I DO!

TPAM would like a pet dragon.

I already have them! My sig!

Tpbm is irritated that 'tpbm' isn't in all caps

TRUE! I was so angry that I vomited out my tear ducts in rage!
Actually, no. It didn't bother me, I can never be irritated by something like that.

@Quazar
I also believe that a tomato is a vegetable. I also thought lentils were classed as vegetables but they are actually classed as pulses. My knowledge of foodstuffs is terrible.

TPBM is wearing a different sock on each foot today.

Wrong! My socks match.


The person below me has recently eaten cheese.

Nope, haven't touched cheese in two weeks.

TPBM enjoys the color green.

I love the scintillating green of the laurel in the woods near where I live.

The person below me would only drink water when they had no other alternative.

Lies- I drink water whenever it's available and I'm thirsty.

TPBM disapproves on rap.

Haha, not really a fan of rap. I used to like some of it when I was younger.

TPBM has stolen money from a relative.

Oh hush, not my fault dad throws his 30$ worth of change on the floor.

TPBM has become sick and tired of helping me raise dragons

I have become sick and tired of raising dragons, though I never helped with anyone else's dragons.


The person below me is near a ceiling fan or air conditioner.

Not true.

The person below me has read The Lord of the Rings.

O: untru

TPBM is intolerant to background moosiks.

Not true

TPBM has yet to take a shower today.

nope, first thing I did when i got up,

tpbm is wearing the same shirt from yesterday

Not true. Put on a fresh one this morning - it's my unofficial MBV t-shirt, if you're interested.
I have actually worn a t-shirt longer than a day, but that's if I'm being lazy, or I haven't washed my other t-shirts.

TPBM feels the urge to cut their toenails as they're too long.