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nevada
enemy
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:53 pm
Posts: 1019
Location: White Darkness
Sex: Female
Mood: Drained
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 Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I'm a virgin still looking nice Holy Spirit.
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Aconcit
Strange Planet
Joined: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:31 am
Posts: 3868
Country: Canada
Sex: Male
Mood: Calm
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I have an imaginary friend who claims to be my Asian father. He expects too much from me.
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nevada
enemy
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:53 pm
Posts: 1019
Location: White Darkness
Sex: Female
Mood: Drained
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I am mai waifu
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Deafmute
Close the world, txEn eht nepO
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:46 pm
Posts: 385
Sex: Male
Mood: Bored
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... My nickname is Adolf the Dolph Pornhacker, aka Johnny "RatZ" Tourettes.
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
 
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Dream
So much better than real life
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:18 pm
Posts: 2833
Location: Asuncion, Paraguay
Country: Paraguay
Sex: Male
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I have the ability to travel through other people's dreams. It's better than the bus  .
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Civilization does not consist in exporting much, or walking with hurry, or writing with correct ortography. It consist in the sweetness of the customs, in love and tolerance, in the native elevation of the feelings and of the ideas.
We must not judge his evil, we must heal it.
"It is not reason, more or less furnished, but will that makes the world march"
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nevada
enemy
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:53 pm
Posts: 1019
Location: White Darkness
Sex: Female
Mood: Drained
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I collect used toilet paper.
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k00ke
my ramen delivery can't be this k00ke
Joined: Wed May 18, 2011 6:36 am
Posts: 1124
Location: ダイナマイトエクスタシー
Country: Canada
Sex: Male
Mood: Melancholy
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... you know, i used to be a famous lawyer.
i had an expensive suit, a shiny badge, and even a spirit medium sidekick to boot, but that's all back in the past.
now, i make a living playing the piano and earning extra dough from the occasional poker game. it's real tough being a single father.
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 Without love, it cannot be seen.
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fraktale
"♪"
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:03 pm
Posts: 946
Location: nowhere to be found
Mood: Apathetic
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I'm too lazy to use my tentacles, so I always type with my nose.
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Jackal
Channeling the Power of Souls into a New God
Joined: Mon May 17, 2010 11:41 pm
Posts: 815
Location: Garden of Earthly Delights
Country: United States
Sex: Male
Mood: Lethargic
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I'm in the vestibule of Hell.
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Aconcit
Strange Planet
Joined: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:31 am
Posts: 3868
Country: Canada
Sex: Male
Mood: Calm
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
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Scarface
Channeling the Power of Souls into a New God
Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:11 pm
Posts: 712
Country: Israel
Sex: Male
Mood: Nerdy
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I can turn water into cola using a magical object called the procrastinator's stone.
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Aconcit
Strange Planet
Joined: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:31 am
Posts: 3868
Country: Canada
Sex: Male
Mood: Calm
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I can turn cola into kidney stones.
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Labrat
Grand Master
Joined: Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:56 am
Posts: 1683
Country: United Kingdom
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I can turn kidney stones into procrastinator's stones
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You cannot add yourself to the foes list.
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k00ke
my ramen delivery can't be this k00ke
Joined: Wed May 18, 2011 6:36 am
Posts: 1124
Location: ダイナマイトエクスタシー
Country: Canada
Sex: Male
Mood: Melancholy
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... i can turn people into philosopher's stones.
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Without love, it cannot be seen.
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Dream
So much better than real life
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:18 pm
Posts: 2833
Location: Asuncion, Paraguay
Country: Paraguay
Sex: Male
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I can turn philosophers into pimps.
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Civilization does not consist in exporting much, or walking with hurry, or writing with correct ortography. It consist in the sweetness of the customs, in love and tolerance, in the native elevation of the feelings and of the ideas.
We must not judge his evil, we must heal it.
"It is not reason, more or less furnished, but will that makes the world march"
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Scarface
Channeling the Power of Souls into a New God
Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:11 pm
Posts: 712
Country: Israel
Sex: Male
Mood: Nerdy
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I can turn whores into philosophers.
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Pantheon
Elitist
Joined: Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:55 pm
Posts: 497
Location: Scotland
Country: United Kingdom
Mood: Accepted
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I'm sitting right there next to you. Just look and see...
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Dream
So much better than real life
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:18 pm
Posts: 2833
Location: Asuncion, Paraguay
Country: Paraguay
Sex: Male
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I'm sitting right below you.
What? you though it was the dog?
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Civilization does not consist in exporting much, or walking with hurry, or writing with correct ortography. It consist in the sweetness of the customs, in love and tolerance, in the native elevation of the feelings and of the ideas.
We must not judge his evil, we must heal it.
"It is not reason, more or less furnished, but will that makes the world march"
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Mask Identity
free witch and no bra queen
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:30 pm
Posts: 2899
Location: Las Vegas
Country: United States
Sex: Female
Mood: Moody
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... i have transcended to ocean, now to fly away into the vast cold space.
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Laosanhar
Non-elitist
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:12 pm
Posts: 122
Country: Poland
Sex: Male
Mood: Awake
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I confuse all donkeys around me by bellowing to different tune! In separate stable for an year i am reared, feeded by strange things and thoughts. I am being prepared as a dwelling for a solar deity to incarnate and my soul will return to the origin one day!
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Nishi666
Your Post-Mortem Plaything
Joined: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:47 pm
Posts: 1230
Country: United States
Sex: Male
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I look like Gomez Adams, but act like Wednesday Adams, which basically means one of my hobbies is inventing torture devices that I test out on family members.
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Shadow
Professional escapist
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:12 am
Posts: 445
Sex: Female
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I can kill people with my own shadow.
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dunpealhunter
Non-elitist
Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:56 am
Posts: 54
Country: Netherlands
Sex: Male
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I don't have a shadow. It was stolen from me by an evil doctor who put it in a zombie. For the last few decades i have been trying to get it back. Also i died a long time ago. But because i ate a magical fruit i am still alive as a skeleton (with afro hair).
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 Spock! Form an away team! You, me, Bones, Scotty and umm... Ensign Smith! 
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Mask Identity
free witch and no bra queen
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:30 pm
Posts: 2899
Location: Las Vegas
Country: United States
Sex: Female
Mood: Moody
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... i can see in bluescope.
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Jester
I'm a bicycle I'm two tyred to ride home
Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:41 am
Posts: 666
Mood: Blank
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Re: Make a bizarre claim about yourself... I care about a bunch of things
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We risk losing the feeling of risk, the risk of feeling the fearing of failure.  'They are blamed who silent sit, who often speak they too are blamed, and blamed are they of measured speech.'
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