There is a knock at the door. You peer through the eye hole and see Hugh Laurie.

Would you open the door and invite him in (and why)? Or not answer (and why)?

EDIT: Answer, then give next.

I wouldn't invite him in, but I would open the door, which goes completely against what I would normally do lol. Normally, if I hear a knock at the door, I get really quiet & wait for whoever it is to go away. But if I looked through the door hole & saw it was Hugh Laurie, I'd be scared to death, but I'd have to open it up just to see what he wanted at my house lol. Why? Because he's Hugh Laurie lol & I love the show "House" & I've seen him on interviews & stuff & he seems like an awesome guy.

Question: Are we supposed to give an answer to the previous post and then pose a question of our own of who is behind the door?


Anyways, about Hugh: I love him, but I wouldn't open the door if I am alone or it's late at night. I fear doppelgangers and dead risings.

If it were day time, I would open the door and ravish him. No, I'd invite him in for afternoon tea, seduce him, then ravish him. Just kidding, he's married. But only in England

Yes, that's right.

I'll start a new one then

There's a knock on the door and when you peer through the peep hole you see Christoper Lloyd with his DeLorean DMC from Back to the Future parked at the curb.

What do you do?

I'd open the door and talk to him a bit in order to ascertain whether or not he was as delusional as I am, and if he was, I'd get in the car and play along. Otherwise I'd tell him that I don't appreciate having my intelligence insulted in such a manner and close the door and lock it.

There is a knock at the door. You look through the peep hole and see Vladimir Putin.

Would you open the door and talk to him (if so, why)? Or not answer (if so, why)?

I'd ask him to read me one of his stories from beginning to end

Then I'd ask him why he had to make it so freakin' long. And how he was able to write so much.

Then I'd ask for his autograph and a collection of his novels in both Russian and English. Yes. That is what I would do.


Behind the peephole, you see your neighbourhood has been altered to resemble Peewee's Playhouse.

Do you step outside and venture in the surrealism or do you remain in a place where you know is safe and real? If you do choose to venture out, what would your first actions be? What are you searching for? What do you do?

I don't even know that the place I'm in even is safe or real, so yeah, I'd go out and take it all in. Without going into details that would get this topic moved to a certain other subforum, I'd probably push the outer envelope as far as societal mores were concerned; just to see if I could get away with it (if it was an adult version of it). I'd be in search of what most other male hikis on this forum are in search of, lol.

The doorbell rings, you look through the peephole, and there stands Bela Legosi*

Would you open the door? Why, if your answer is yes? Why, if not?

*It doesn't have to actually be anyone living in this game. (Still making it up as we go along.)

I would definitely let Hugh Laurie in, I'm huge fan of House, at least to get to know him a little and get a picture with him xD But realistically, he would probably need my some sort of help, car broken down or whatever lol

But what about ↓ ?

Oh, Bela Lugosi... well, I think I would not invite him if he appeared in this look. Who knows... maybe actors who played vampires will become vampires after their death?


It rings again. You look through the peephole and whoa - it's Mr. President, Barack Obama. Would you open the door?

Yush. He wouldn't be leaving the home anytime soon after that. /evil


Person comes knockin on your door- it's BILLY MAYS!

This wasn't here when I answered the question, so i had no clue I was supposed to ask another one. I just thought you were asking a random odd question for people here to answer lol

I never had an access to American television, I don't know anything about Billy Mays - so no, I wouldn't open the door. No strangers allowed!


RIIIIIING! OMG, it's Angelina Jolie. Open the door?

I did a quick edit while you were probably still composing your reply (the latter quite good, btw).

Angelina — yes! Though she would probably actually be here to see my niece (worth a chance, though).

There's a knock at the door, you look through the peephole and it's Michael Stipe.

Open the door or not?

Yes, I'd open the door. I imagine he's be interesting company.


There's a commotion at the door. It's:




What do you do?

I definitely open the door, so long as it doesn't seem violent. Then I call animal protective agency & tell them there's a moose, or reindeer, standing on my front porch lol.


You hear a knock at your door & look out. You see it's Abraham Lincoln.

What do you do?

I open the door, invite him in, and try to determine if he really is Abraham Lincoln, and if he is, and I try find out how he got here. I would really like to learn how to time travel.

There's a thump on the door. Outside is



What do you do?

I don't let him in because it could be a serial killer in that costume. I wait a few minutes, & if he/she/it doesn't go away, I call the cops lol.


You hear a noise outside your door & look out. You see an adult cat with seven newborn kittens.

What do you do?

Awwww... I would take care of them, giving the adult cat something to feed. And I would keep them all.


Riiiing! It's Chair - it seems he just got kicked out of his house and looking for a place to stay - would you open the door?

Only if he's bringing his own computer with him! Otherwise I'd never get to use mine!


You hear a knock at your door & look out. You see it's Christopher Walken.

What do you do?

...kay. What's he here for?

You hear a knock and you find.... a cosplayer! What do you do?

I hide. I tend to expect people in costumes to be wound up, over the top, in your face. I probably wouldn't want to be taken by surprise with that.

There's a strange cry at the door. On the other side is



What do you do?

THAT'S ADORABLE. Immmediately pick it up and make it my pet.

There is a scratching noise at your door. Check the windows and its... BARNEY!

Oh, not another costume! I would hide.

There's a knock on the door. You peer through the blinds and see



Now what?