I was supposed to go to Niagara Falls yesterday. I didn't because I ate a Double Big Mac so I was afraid I'd get the shits really bad while I was there. It's too bad because it's such a nice place.

You could have worn a diaper for such a special occasion.

I'd rather have gone to Viagra Falls.

We once had adult diapers so my friend took pictures of me running around in one. Wish I still had the pictures.

Me too.

I used to run around in nothing but jock straps.

What makes Niagara Falls a nice place? I know that American college students living in upstate NY go there to drink because the age limit is lower in Canada. But why would anyone else want to go there?

You should have just went to the American side. It's alright to shit on the streets everywhere there. Actually makes it a bit nicer...

Niagara Falls is overrated. Just water. Lots of it. Smells like shit. And all of the condoms in the universe end up in the river there.

To see the big-ass waterfalls, obviously.

Uhm to see the waterfall?

Who the bleep doesn't like waterfalls???

Go to Ribfest in Burlington this Saturday so we can argue about Pokemon and I can see your karate in person.

id rather have gone to vagina falls

I've been to Niagara Falls so many times it is normal to me...

I meant with the exception of people who want to see the big waterfall in person. For example, I like waterfalls, but I wouldn't go out of my way to travel somewhere just to see a big one. If I had a reason to film the waterfall, or do a sport involving it, I would travel to it. But not just to look at it. I guess I assumed a lot of other people were like that too, but, actually, I don't know.

!!! lives pretty close to Niagra Falls though. I doubt anyone would travel a large distance to go there, though I'm sure some do.

Some people would be genuinely interested in viewing the waterfalls. After all, it's not everyday that you see things of this sort. Of course staring at the waterfalls would eventually become tedious, but there'd be things at Niagra Falls (the Canadian and American cities, that is) which would cater to tourists.

On the American side there is a Seneca casino that has the best buffet in the universe. Or, the best buffet in this region of New York. It far surpasses the wonder of Niagara Falls. They've got amazing brussels sprouts that are all buttery and cooked perfect so they're not nasty and bitter. Also, unlimited crab legs. I don't even like crab legs very much, but the fact that they're unlimited impresses me.

There's lots to do there. My family went to a war museum. There's also a really popular dinosaur museum there, I really want to go to it. There's also casinos, a boat you can go on and go around the falls, Guinness Book of World records place, etc. I like how you can just aimlessly walk around too, even past 1 AM because it's still crowded and it seems friendly. If you walk around in my town people will stare at you like you're an alien and there's a lot of crime here.

I obviously read that. I just wanted to let you know that some people, unlike yourself, will in fact go out of their way to see waterfalls.

Sadly, I've only seen one waterfall in my lifetime, but it was lovely if small. As long as it was a calm place (without lots of people, so Niagara probably isn''t it for me), I could stay for a long time just enjoying it. I find water so soothing...

I would love to take a shit off Niagara falls.

I've seen enough water falls in my life that seeing a really large one wouldn't really do anything special for me.

All we have here are tornadoes in Summer, and huge blizzards in the Winter. I want waterfalls!