You're laying awake in bed late at night; you're all alone and it's almost pitch black in the room. Suddenly, you feel someone kissing the bottom of your foot......what do you do?

(As many responses welcome till someone gives another "....what do you do?" scenario.)

Freak out & run out of the room terrified.... after I've found out it wasn't one of my cats. Then call the cops.

Probably freak out and then lay the hammer of justice down on whoever it was.

Kick.

I turn on the light to see what is happening.

Kick and pull my legs up, scream like crazy

or if I react the way I usually do: Stiffen, lie still holding my breath, too petrified to even think about doing anything. Retracting into he safety of my mind

Pull out the knife that I keep under my pillow (which I keep there just incase a situation similar to this occurs), sideward roll off the bed and lunge toward the phantom foot-kisser, pressing the blade up against their throat. What I do next depends on who exactly it is that was kissing my feet.

In all seriousness, if it were to actually happen I would probably shout out "WAGH!" , flinch my leg back and sit bolt upright wide eyed to see what or who it was. If I saw nothing there, I would probably kick my quilt over whatever was there, just to make sure.

it's just one of the cats so i'd move my feet under the covers better and use the laser pointer to distract them.

Freak out and cast fire, burning the intruder, the blankets, myself and the entire house to ashes in the progress. Wheeee..........~

Whimper and curl up in in my blankets away from the kiss.

Maybe whisper "Who is there?" And try to go back to sleep. It's common for me to hallucinate a sensation while trying to sleep, so I wouldn't be too bothered. Now, if this phantom kisser went further...

If it were a person, I'd have sex with them.

You're indoors alone, when suddenly someone starts knocking and yelling for help — in an adult male voice — from inside an interior wall within your house/apartment. At first you think it's someone banging on the wall from the next room; but when you peer around the other side (supposing that you work up the courage to), there's no one in the there. But you can hear the banging and cries for help coming from the opposite side of the wall, and there's very definitely someone inside there....what do you do?

Call a psychic.

Turn off the sound of the TV o.o

If it wasn't the TV and it's still there I'd probably carefully try re-checking while being very very very much on guard(probably with some sort of random thing for self defense in hands along with a phone) since no one is supposed to be there, so it would have to be some sort of intruder o___O?! If I still can't find a thing try yelling back and asking WhoWhyWhatHow o.o

To the first one: probably be freaked out, since I don't have anything that could explain that. My dog doesn't come into my room at all, let alone at night, so it couldn't be that,

The second one... well, my walls are sheet rock, so it is possible for someone to be trapped in them. I would be seriously freaked out if that happened though; paranoid even, worrying that whoever did it would come back and do the same thing to me. However, my walls would also be fairly easy to escape from; sheet rock is pretty brittle stuff.

Time to smash the wall down in panic.

You're on a long road trip, traveling from one state/province to another.
You reach the state/provincial
border, but you are momentarily startled and puzzled by a road sign telling you that you're entering a state/province other than the one you were traveling to. What's more, it isn't even a state/province that is contiguous with the one you just left. You drive on, letting it slip from your mind.
But as time passes, you start noticing state/provincial license plates of the state/province that the sign had said you were entering everywhere, as well as road signs giving distances to various familiar-sounding towns and cities associated with said incorrect state/province. You ask for directions at a service stop, only to be informed that you are in the state/province in question.

In a state of anxiety and confusion, you turn back, retracing your route till you arrive back at the state/provincial border. But this time the sign says that you're entering a different state/province than the one you came from, and furthermore, one that's not supposed to be contiguous with the one that you are now leaving. What do you do?

Scream 'oh my god who broke reality' and give myself fifty more reasons to never wanna leave the house again.

Think that I am a horrible navigator and head back home.

If that happened, I would cry, and then drop to my knees and yell "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY GOD? WHY?"
...then I'd wake up and find out that it was all a dream.

I'd freak out first, and then I'd try to find the way back home (even though that would probably be difficult).

Nice one!

I'd love to see that movie!!

I'd freak out, get hysterical and at some point call home in a panic. I'd probably be afraid to even take one step!