Assuming they know the language and can translate the books they would find...

Philosophy
Religion/Spritual
Martial Arts

Were able to determine that I must of spent most of my time in seclusion...

Lack of objects suggests little desire for material things
No evidence of attachment to family, mates or friends
Had a physique resembling that of buddhas, suggesting a resemblance in appetites

They would probably confuse me for being a sage, rather than a rat in a cage.

Now that's some good analyzing, Tricky.

It's interesting how the romanticism of the past and "exotic" places can influence how scholars interpret
things. And racism, too. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, eh?

Me, still alive (Someone has to tell the story for the posterity, so I had decided to stay alive.), very angry ('couse the Aliens didn't knock on the door) with leg muscles like Godzilla (Since I had no power for my PC, I had to build me a pedal-powered generator) and kicking this dirty alien scum in the ass. Until they vaporizes me and my room with their death-ray gun.

I'm pretty sure if archaeologists discovered the remains of my room they'd all have a good laugh and write an article describing the societal pressures that shaped the face of 21st century homoerotic comics.

As long as the preservation slug slithered over every bit of my room, leaving it's mummifying goo over everything, they would find many electronic devices and stuff including...

- a record player.
- big tasty speakers/monitors.
- an audio interface.
- lamp which seems to kill bulbs annoyingly often.
- lots of boxes full of shit which I have trouble bothering to go through and sort/throw away.
- a desk I've had for years which disgusts me in its ugliness.
- two PC's nearly exactly the same on the outside.
- quite a few piles of DVDs, Vinyl and CDs.
- loads of drug and drug-related evidence in a few draws, and lots of rubbish.
- many wine/alcohol bottles and beer cans scattered in corners.
- a guitar or two.
- lots of wires and techy stuff in draws and various boxes.
- A TeeVee AKA Televisionision and related players and stuff.
- A BED?! WOT?
- Cupboard with almost more of my families clothes hanging up than my own it seems ( ), along with other thingsles.
- loads of empty boxes and rubbish in draws, no-go zones/areas of my floor...

Oh jesus, jack & jill (in lower case caps), my room's a damned disgraceful disaster .


L0l.


Urgh, same here, I need to make sure my interweb history's cleared before I die, that's for sure...

They'd be able to tell that I'm very messy & a bit of a hoarder, that I like to read, that I like music, dvd's, & other forms of entertainment, that I love urban fantasy & science fiction, that I write because of all my writings & books & magazines about writing, that my weight has varied because of the wide range in sizes of my clothes , that I'm somewhat artistic, that I'm attracted to females because of my array of Sarah Waters books & dvd's like "Better Than Chocolate", "The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love," etc., that I love pillows, that I like purple, that I take medication from empty pill bottles I've never thrown away, that I like crossword puzzles, that I use lots of throat drops, etc...............

From a cursory examination of the room, they'd notice the electronics lining half the room and probably assume I was either

A) A technophile
or
B) A cyborg who had to hook himself up to machines daily in order to survive.

Depending on how much they knew about human culture.

Also homoerotic manga.

God forbid my laptop still has juice in it when they get here.

[_]Porn
[_]Illegal Porn
[_]Unforgivable Porn
[X]Intergalactic taboo breaking erotic shrines of worship